Tone 1:1
You
gotta start somewhere. Sooner or later you just have to start writing things
down. There’s that old saw about the journey of a thousand miles beginning with
one step. What Lao Tzu failed to mention was so does a trip to the
bathroom – ask any old man. But that’s beside the point I guess. Anyway, the
burden of single-handedly saving civilisation from the scourge of plastic
flowers must be borne by someone, and who better than me. So here is my
story – written down, instead of rattling around in my head. You can thank me
later.
